Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

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Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

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I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

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Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

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Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

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I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

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My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026

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Why don't spies fart in bed? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Geek Day! 18 geek chic dad jokes! 25 May 2026

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Did you hear how Richie Cunningham was cheated out of his savings? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Brother's Day! 24 May 2026

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When my dad walked in my room with some young guy wearing skinny jeans, eating avocado toast, I asked, “Who's this guy?” Pops grinned and said... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I just watched a pirated movie..... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Maritime Day! 50 sea-faring dad jokes! 22 May 2026

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Did you hear about the dentist that received an award from the American Dental Association? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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World Meditation Day! 21 self-aware dad jokes! 21 May 2026

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Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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World Bee Day! 20 May 2026

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What does Lionel Ritchie wear when he's home alone? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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How did the alternate universe Spider Man pass his driver's test? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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International Museum Day! 40 curated dad jokes! 18 May 2026

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Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Look at this picture I took with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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National Waiters and Waitresses Day! 36 dad jokes to serve! 16 May 2026

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In Star Wars Chewbacca is called chewy; Jabba the Hut is called Jabba. What is Luke Skywalker short for? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Madame Tussauds has never completed a figure of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Did you hear about the two businessmen in Vietnam who struck a mutually beneficial deal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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National Nurses Day! 12 May 2026

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Captain Kirk has 3 ears. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Technology Day! 11 May 2026

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I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

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Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

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This guy at work accused me of using outdated pop culture references. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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World Golf Day! 40 dad jokes that land on the green! 08 May 2026

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Why did Mickey go to outer space? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

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Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

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I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

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Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

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Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

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I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

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My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026